This week: Sex, drugs and a piss stain in the elevator!
Hello…? Is this thing on…? Peter? Can you hear me? Stupid thing. It’s Wormsworth. They took my precious. Damn kids… Stuck me away in a broom closet. I just want my monies back. Peter? Can you sign for my snacks? [CLICK!]
When the Ministry of Education gets drunk and tries to make financial decisions, Patrick O’Ceallaigh is the man Concordia turns to to mop up the budgetary vomit.
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After receiving criticism for their most recent party, the Concordia Student Union attempted to redeem themselves by hosting a party at The Hive to
New CSU Electoral Reforms Put the “Blood” in Bloodsport
Instead of bothering with polls and ballots, our student representation is now decided at the CSU Fight Club.
OQLF to Turn Attention to Protecting English
Quebec Premier Polly Morris announced on Monday at a Westmount ice cream shop that the French language is thriving in the province.
“Flowy’s Gold” Discovered, Concordia Looks to Close Funding Gap
Concordia folklore has it that behind the ceiling tiles of our decrepit Hall Building lies enough asbestos to effectively wipe out all 40,000 Concordia students through debilitating respiratory illness.
“Idle All the Goddamn Time” a Resounding Success
Inspired by the politically active climate they’re surrounded by, the Concordia Student Union launched a branding campaign that will encompass all of its activities: Idle All the Goddamn Time.
The Broken Mirror’s Guide to What’s Hot & Hip in Montreal
Featuring the best of the Hall Building, the best Panhandling Sign and the best Place to Vomit!
Doing Nothing Was Plan All Along, Woodsman Claims
The Concordia Student Union spent an unprecedented two months this year without a president.
Concordia Student Union President Lambert Woodsman resigned Monday afternoon after a particularly bad bout of “honey head.”
Protesters to Earn Kettle Miles for Every Arrest
Looking for a bargain? The Societé de protection des vitrines de Montréal have you covered.